There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

http://www.slate.com/id/2193798/

From: [identity profile] kaizoku.livejournal.com


Dude, sorry, all I've been doing lately is downloading music. I'll try to be around more. part of it is we have no internet at home right now because I am a dumbass and bought a computer with no phone port. :-(
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From: [personal profile] briar_pipe


Totally unrelated, but are you still internet-less? B/c [livejournal.com profile] gblvr is looking for you on [livejournal.com profile] sgabigbang. Apparently your email is bouncing like a superball and god help me, if I am doing this thing then so are you!

*pantpant*

Ok, I feel better now. ^_^

From: [identity profile] kaizoku.livejournal.com


Oh my god, thank you so much! Aah, I was so late but just in time to be the third claim on prompt #3 with you! *breathes*
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Oh, I just saw you got it! YAAAAAY!

If you need a shoulder or support group or whatever, [livejournal.com profile] fractal_reality and I are both happily flailing. This is either going to be the most awesome collection of BB art for a single story... or the weirdest. It's too early to tell which. ^_^;;
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Oh yeah, and my email is theoldbriarpipe at gmail, if you feel like giving me a holler at some point.
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