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chuck norris fact
You know what? I think that I didn't tell you all my awesome Chuck Norris fact that I made up. Yes I made up a Chuck Norris fact and yes, it is awesome.*
Ahem. Here goes.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.
*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, Stephen Colbert tells me, I really can do all things - and so can you.
P.S. Yay for new Magnetic Fields!
P.P.S. I found out that Marina left Bonde do Role and this makes me very sad. Pedro and Gorky are looking for a new female singer - in fact they're going on some show in Brazil to find one - but what are the chances she'll be a kickass riotgrrl with pink hair, a raspy voice and the ability to make up songs about how James Bond is gay?! nada, meus amigos.
Ahem. Here goes.
THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.
*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, Stephen Colbert tells me, I really can do all things - and so can you.
P.S. Yay for new Magnetic Fields!
P.P.S. I found out that Marina left Bonde do Role and this makes me very sad. Pedro and Gorky are looking for a new female singer - in fact they're going on some show in Brazil to find one - but what are the chances she'll be a kickass riotgrrl with pink hair, a raspy voice and the ability to make up songs about how James Bond is gay?! nada, meus amigos.