kaizoku

Here's my first story for the merlinarthurfqf. Hopefully I will finish the second (slavefic) for tomorrow. *crosses fingers*

Title: I'm Gonna Burst Right Out of This World
Author: kaizoku
Rating: PG, if that
Challenge: The one where Merlin and Arthur raise hatchlings because it is Their Destiny.
Summary: See above.
Warnings: CRACK, SO MUCH CRACK!
Word count: 2,300
Notes: Betaed by my boyfriend, who also supplied many of the best lines and helped me with the Welsh. The title, which is rather random, is a line from the song "Slung-Lo" by Erin McKeown. That and "I Sleep In a Bed of Scissor Arms" by Gentleman Auction House were the two songs I listened to incessantly while writing this (thanks to briar_pipe for that tip!) You can download them both here.

( CRACK! DRAGONS! CRACKDRAGONS! )

You know what? I think that I didn't tell you all my awesome Chuck Norris fact that I made up. Yes I made up a Chuck Norris fact and yes, it is awesome.*

Ahem. Here goes.


CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

THE BABY JESUS PUTS UP CHUCK NORRIS DECORATIONS.



*By the way, without Chuck, I don't have any power. But with Him, Stephen Colbert tells me, I really can do all things - and so can you.

P.S. Yay for new Magnetic Fields!

P.P.S. I found out that Marina left Bonde do Role and this makes me very sad. Pedro and Gorky are looking for a new female singer - in fact they're going on some show in Brazil to find one - but what are the chances she'll be a kickass riotgrrl with pink hair, a raspy voice and the ability to make up songs about how James Bond is gay?! nada, meus amigos.