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I watched Merlin 2x01 and wrote down my moment-by-moment commentary. It's ridiculously detailed and silly! Come squee with me if you're not squeed out yet! Though I should warn that mockery is how I show love. I'm one of those annoying people who will MST3K their way through a whole movie.
SPOILERS, AHOY. But only for the first ep.
( MERLIN 2x01: STARGATES, SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND BOSOMS )
( Comment fic, spoilers for 2x01, slashy PG, 280 words )
SPOILERS, AHOY. But only for the first ep.
( MERLIN 2x01: STARGATES, SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND BOSOMS )
( Comment fic, spoilers for 2x01, slashy PG, 280 words )
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HOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCK. I MADE IT. WITH A MINUTE OR TWO TO SPARE. \o/
My fic for Femslash09 is up over here (I recommend reading it with a white background but whatever.) It's Dr. Horrible, Groupie 1/Groupie 2. I haven't really had time to be nervous about it, but now that's it's posted I'm extremely nervous. AHHHHH. I shall go to bed and pray for comments in the morning.
I received an incredibly awesome fic for Femslash09: More Than Nostalgia by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hyel. It's Faculty fic, with Stokely/Marybeth and Stokely/Delilah. AS;LKAJSDKFLJKL! I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME. It's both creepy and sweet, it plays with the lesbian insinuations from the movie, and the voices are perfect. AND DID I MENTION: FACULTY FEMSLASH!!!! ALSDKF;ALKSDJFKLASJDFKLJAKSJDFKJAS!
Aaand, I also received fic from the Apocalyptothon. (Which I, being extremely lame, am still working on my fic for. Errgh.) Anyway, Delirium byinveigler is harsh and gorgeous and heart-wrenching and has some of the best lines I've ever read. It's Spike/Xander, post-vampire apocalypse, road-trip fic (and it's LONG) and it's exactly what I wanted.
I'm looking forward to reading more of both ficathons (*cough* once I finish my fic) but here's a couple quick recs:
ifake an interest (iCarly, Sam/Carly) bylilysaid - I don't know the fandom, but I still really enjoyed this.
Rapture on the Rise bykanedax - hilarious Dr. Horrible fic. I love the way the author reused and altered elements from the show to create the AU.
My fic for Femslash09 is up over here (I recommend reading it with a white background but whatever.) It's Dr. Horrible, Groupie 1/Groupie 2. I haven't really had time to be nervous about it, but now that's it's posted I'm extremely nervous. AHHHHH. I shall go to bed and pray for comments in the morning.
I received an incredibly awesome fic for Femslash09: More Than Nostalgia by
hyel. It's Faculty fic, with Stokely/Marybeth and Stokely/Delilah. AS;LKAJSDKFLJKL! I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME. It's both creepy and sweet, it plays with the lesbian insinuations from the movie, and the voices are perfect. AND DID I MENTION: FACULTY FEMSLASH!!!! ALSDKF;ALKSDJFKLASJDFKLJAKSJDFKJAS!Aaand, I also received fic from the Apocalyptothon. (Which I, being extremely lame, am still working on my fic for. Errgh.) Anyway, Delirium by
inveigler is harsh and gorgeous and heart-wrenching and has some of the best lines I've ever read. It's Spike/Xander, post-vampire apocalypse, road-trip fic (and it's LONG) and it's exactly what I wanted.I'm looking forward to reading more of both ficathons (*cough* once I finish my fic) but here's a couple quick recs:
ifake an interest (iCarly, Sam/Carly) by
lilysaid - I don't know the fandom, but I still really enjoyed this.Rapture on the Rise by
kanedax - hilarious Dr. Horrible fic. I love the way the author reused and altered elements from the show to create the AU.Tags:
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
The boy quoted that this morning and and I heard "they still try to change the road you're on."
And I totally didn't realize it was from Stairway to Heaven. Ironically, he's the one who can't hear lyrics.
Random post is random.
OH YEAH, I WROTE... IDEK WHAT TO CALL IT. ARTHUR/MERLIN/DRAGON PORN? PERISTALSIS-AIDED FROTTAGE? ANYWAY, IT'S OVER HERE.
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
The boy quoted that this morning and and I heard "they still try to change the road you're on."
And I totally didn't realize it was from Stairway to Heaven. Ironically, he's the one who can't hear lyrics.
Random post is random.
OH YEAH, I WROTE... IDEK WHAT TO CALL IT. ARTHUR/MERLIN/DRAGON PORN? PERISTALSIS-AIDED FROTTAGE? ANYWAY, IT'S OVER HERE.
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Here's my first story for the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
merlinarthurfqf. Hopefully I will finish the second (slavefic) for tomorrow. *crosses fingers*
Title: I'm Gonna Burst Right Out of This World
Author: kaizoku
Rating: PG, if that
Challenge: The one where Merlin and Arthur raise hatchlings because it is Their Destiny.
Summary: See above.
Warnings: CRACK, SO MUCH CRACK!
Word count: 2,300
Notes: Betaed by my boyfriend, who also supplied many of the best lines and helped me with the Welsh. The title, which is rather random, is a line from the song "Slung-Lo" by Erin McKeown. That and "I Sleep In a Bed of Scissor Arms" by Gentleman Auction House were the two songs I listened to incessantly while writing this (thanks tobriar_pipe for that tip!) You can download them both here.
( CRACK! DRAGONS! CRACKDRAGONS! )
merlinarthurfqf. Hopefully I will finish the second (slavefic) for tomorrow. *crosses fingers*Title: I'm Gonna Burst Right Out of This World
Author: kaizoku
Rating: PG, if that
Challenge: The one where Merlin and Arthur raise hatchlings because it is Their Destiny.
Summary: See above.
Warnings: CRACK, SO MUCH CRACK!
Word count: 2,300
Notes: Betaed by my boyfriend, who also supplied many of the best lines and helped me with the Welsh. The title, which is rather random, is a line from the song "Slung-Lo" by Erin McKeown. That and "I Sleep In a Bed of Scissor Arms" by Gentleman Auction House were the two songs I listened to incessantly while writing this (thanks to
briar_pipe for that tip!) You can download them both here.( CRACK! DRAGONS! CRACKDRAGONS! )
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Title: Name and Business (Outlaw Song)
Author: kaizoku
Fandom: Merlin (BBC Series)
Pairing/character: Merlin/Arthur, a tiny hint of Merlin/Gwen
Rating: R or FRM.
Word Count: 3,900
Prompts: forest, mug's game, spanking
Notes/Warnings: AU, no spoilers (though I did crib some dialogue from the pilot episode.) Betaed by my boy. Written forrounds_of_kink's April Fool's Mini Round.
Summary: "The sheriff wouldn't dare come out here. And that means --" a flash of metal and suddenly a dagger was at Merlin's throat, "you'll be telling me exactly what your business here is."
( Robin Hood was never so pretty )
Author: kaizoku
Fandom: Merlin (BBC Series)
Pairing/character: Merlin/Arthur, a tiny hint of Merlin/Gwen
Rating: R or FRM.
Word Count: 3,900
Prompts: forest, mug's game, spanking
Notes/Warnings: AU, no spoilers (though I did crib some dialogue from the pilot episode.) Betaed by my boy. Written for
rounds_of_kink's April Fool's Mini Round.Summary: "The sheriff wouldn't dare come out here. And that means --" a flash of metal and suddenly a dagger was at Merlin's throat, "you'll be telling me exactly what your business here is."
( Robin Hood was never so pretty )
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Title: Selkie
Author: kaizoku
Rating/pairing: NC-17, Arthur/Merlin
Warning: DUB-CON!!! PORN!!! Also sadness. Sorry.
Length: 1,164 words.
Notes: Commentfic for Kink Me! #1. I defy your suggestion of anonymity, mwahaha!
( Selkie )
Author: kaizoku
Rating/pairing: NC-17, Arthur/Merlin
Warning: DUB-CON!!! PORN!!! Also sadness. Sorry.
Length: 1,164 words.
Notes: Commentfic for Kink Me! #1. I defy your suggestion of anonymity, mwahaha!
( Selkie )
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Title: The Swimming Hole
Author: kaizoku
Rating/pairing: PG-13, Gwen/Arthur/Merlin/Morgana (pre-OT4!)
Prompt: Gwen/Arthur/Merlin/Morgana, journey home after the battle in "The Moment of Truth". Written forthefuturequeen's Gwen Battle.
Length: 2,466 words.
Notes: Betaed byonehoureternity. It's a bit rough - feedback & crit gratefully accepted. I do intend to continue this.
( The Swimming Hole )
Author: kaizoku
Rating/pairing: PG-13, Gwen/Arthur/Merlin/Morgana (pre-OT4!)
Prompt: Gwen/Arthur/Merlin/Morgana, journey home after the battle in "The Moment of Truth". Written for
thefuturequeen's Gwen Battle. Length: 2,466 words.
Notes: Betaed by
onehoureternity. It's a bit rough - feedback & crit gratefully accepted. I do intend to continue this.( The Swimming Hole )
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Two Merlin pieces for the thefuturequeen's Gwen Battle Winter '09. One is a poem, the other is prose.
( Mending - gen )
( Sour Cherries - a quintina - Gwen/Morgana )
thefuturequeen's Gwen Battle Winter '09. One is a poem, the other is prose.( Mending - gen )
( Sour Cherries - a quintina - Gwen/Morgana )
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I wrote totally awesome Bob Bryar masturbation porn WHAT?! for that sentence-a-thon. So random! It's Bob/Gerard fyi
ETA: O HAI Ronon Dex! Not as happy with this one but whatever.
ETA: O HAI Ronon Dex! Not as happy with this one but whatever.
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Two more shorties for the IJ porn battle. Again, I failed at porn. But I'm strangely okay with that. Mostly posting this here for my own archiving.
Divine Move
Fandom: Hikaru no Go, Akira/Hikaru
Prompt: finding the hand of god for realz
Wordcount: 272 words
Disclaimer: This is fanfiction and I do not own the source.
( Divine Move )
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Fandom: contemporary classical music RPF, Esa-Pekka Salonen/Gustavo Dudamel
Prompt: passing the torch (my own prompt)
Wordcount: 263 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not purport to describe actual lives or relationships.
( Untitled )
Divine Move
Fandom: Hikaru no Go, Akira/Hikaru
Prompt: finding the hand of god for realz
Wordcount: 272 words
Disclaimer: This is fanfiction and I do not own the source.
( Divine Move )
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Fandom: contemporary classical music RPF, Esa-Pekka Salonen/Gustavo Dudamel
Prompt: passing the torch (my own prompt)
Wordcount: 263 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not purport to describe actual lives or relationships.
( Untitled )
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Title: CPR Is Easy
Author: kaizoku
Wordcount: 448
Rating: PG if that (for sexual innuendo... and violence?)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not purport to describe actual lives or relationships.
Notes: Written for the IJ Porn Battle. It's not actually porny AT ALL. It's also short like hot pants. (And my first posted bandslash. Oh no!)
( CPR Is Easy )
Author: kaizoku
Wordcount: 448
Rating: PG if that (for sexual innuendo... and violence?)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not purport to describe actual lives or relationships.
Notes: Written for the IJ Porn Battle. It's not actually porny AT ALL. It's also short like hot pants. (And my first posted bandslash. Oh no!)
( CPR Is Easy )
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For Yuletide, I wrote a story for House of Wax (2005 movie):
People Who Live in Wax Houses (Nick/Wade, 5800 words.) I'm quite pleased with it. My recipient has a preference for angst which I had hardly ever written before. I struggled with the structure quite a bit and threw out over 3000 words (longer than most of my stories!) and Truth beautifully fielded my panic-stricken emails the last few days before the deadline... It was SO MUCH FUN!
and I did a modest two treats...
A Way Can Be Found (Dogsbody by Diana Wynne-Jones, 2400 words)
Easy (Burn Notice, Fiona/Jason, 200 words)
Other than that, I didn't write all that much this year... but more than I've ever written before.wrisomifu and rounds_of_kink get most of the blame!
Heroes
The Sun From Both Sides
SGA
Seeing Ghosts
Farscape
A Smooth Finish
Breakfast Club
Commence
Burn Notice
It's Always Summer in Miami
Harry Potter
James/Sirius - photograph (commentporn)
Firefly
Inara/Saffron - knuckles (commentporn)
People Who Live in Wax Houses (Nick/Wade, 5800 words.) I'm quite pleased with it. My recipient has a preference for angst which I had hardly ever written before. I struggled with the structure quite a bit and threw out over 3000 words (longer than most of my stories!) and Truth beautifully fielded my panic-stricken emails the last few days before the deadline... It was SO MUCH FUN!
and I did a modest two treats...
A Way Can Be Found (Dogsbody by Diana Wynne-Jones, 2400 words)
Easy (Burn Notice, Fiona/Jason, 200 words)
Other than that, I didn't write all that much this year... but more than I've ever written before.
wrisomifu and rounds_of_kink get most of the blame!Heroes
The Sun From Both Sides
SGA
Seeing Ghosts
Farscape
A Smooth Finish
Breakfast Club
Commence
Burn Notice
It's Always Summer in Miami
Harry Potter
James/Sirius - photograph (commentporn)
Firefly
Inara/Saffron - knuckles (commentporn)
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So, I'm kind of terrified that I'm going to die or be seriously injured before next Wednesday and never finish and upload my Yuletide story!
...Though I guess if that happens I'll have bigger things to worry about - or not.
I've written around 700 words today on it but there's lots more to go.
Last night I was procrastinating by looking atrounds_of_kink. I'm not doing this round, but I saw a Due South prompt by thady that inspired me - of course I didn't realize til after I'd started writing that it was one of yesterday's prompts.
( 388 words (due south, wip, pg) )
Also,monanotlisa wrote a Teyla drabble for my prompt! And it's wonderful.
...Though I guess if that happens I'll have bigger things to worry about - or not.
I've written around 700 words today on it but there's lots more to go.
Last night I was procrastinating by looking at
rounds_of_kink. I'm not doing this round, but I saw a Due South prompt by thady that inspired me - of course I didn't realize til after I'd started writing that it was one of yesterday's prompts.( 388 words (due south, wip, pg) )
Also,
monanotlisa wrote a Teyla drabble for my prompt! And it's wonderful.Title: The Sun From Both Sides
Pairing/character: Peter/Hiro/Nathan
Rating: NC-17
Notes/Warnings: Prompt/kink was "he liked my shoes" & drag. Slash threesome with a bare hint of brotherly incest, no real spoilers. ~900 words. Thanks totrascendenza for inspiration and audiencing!
( The Sun From Both Sides )
Pairing/character: Peter/Hiro/Nathan
Rating: NC-17
Notes/Warnings: Prompt/kink was "he liked my shoes" & drag. Slash threesome with a bare hint of brotherly incest, no real spoilers. ~900 words. Thanks to
trascendenza for inspiration and audiencing!( The Sun From Both Sides )
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Pairing/characters: Teyla-centric OT4 (John/Ronon/Rodney/Teyla)
Summary/kink: The shadow of impending death - hours, minutes, or moments.
Notes: Spoilers through 4x02 "Lifeline." Het and slash, hurt/comfort, NC-17. ~4900 words. Forrounds_of_kink.
This could use some more work, I think, but I'd like to get it posted; may revise later.
( Seeing Ghosts )
Summary/kink: The shadow of impending death - hours, minutes, or moments.
Notes: Spoilers through 4x02 "Lifeline." Het and slash, hurt/comfort, NC-17. ~4900 words. For
rounds_of_kink.This could use some more work, I think, but I'd like to get it posted; may revise later.
( Seeing Ghosts )
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Title: A Smooth Finish
Author: kaizoku
Fandom: Farscape
Pairing/character: Rygel/Zhaan
Rating: PG-13
Notes/Warnings: Humor, no real spoilers, 894 words, unbeta'ed. Written for RoK, the kink was shaving and the prompt was "flat and smooth." This just came to me. From where, I don't want to know.
( And by this, ye shall know I am insane. )
Author: kaizoku
Fandom: Farscape
Pairing/character: Rygel/Zhaan
Rating: PG-13
Notes/Warnings: Humor, no real spoilers, 894 words, unbeta'ed. Written for RoK, the kink was shaving and the prompt was "flat and smooth." This just came to me. From where, I don't want to know.
( And by this, ye shall know I am insane. )
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Fandom: The Breakfast Club
Pairing: Brian/Bender
Rating: R
Length: ~4000 words
Summary: It's probably just a trick Bender's playing on him.
Notes: I wrote my own prompt for![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
rounds_of_kink (the kink was "fingers in mouth".) *smacks forehead* Also, sorry for the sucky formatting.
ETA: The formatting looks better here than on rounds_of_kink for some reason.
Pairing: Brian/Bender
Rating: R
Length: ~4000 words
Summary: It's probably just a trick Bender's playing on him.
Notes: I wrote my own prompt for
rounds_of_kink (the kink was "fingers in mouth".) *smacks forehead* Also, sorry for the sucky formatting.ETA: The formatting looks better here than on rounds_of_kink for some reason.
( Commence )
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