the apple is half-full

My apple was only half-eaten when I knocked it off and it landed on my backpack. And then I tried to pick it up and it fly up out of my hand and broke into two and then fell on the floor! So now it's all dirty and I can't eat it. I could eat one of the other two apples, I guess, but then what would we make applesauce with? Ah, dilemna.

I just watched the music video for Simian Mobile Disco's song Hustler. Mmm, indie girlkissing (or should that be indie-girl kissing?)