All you people doing NaNo think you're insane? Well, count your lucky stars that you're not doing the Three Day Novel-Writing Contest... "one of the most grueling, self-loathing, perfidious experiences one can be put through in a 72 hour period, comparable in many ways to protracted, non-anaesthetized dental extraction at the hands of flatulent Satanic nuns or repeated forced exposure to televised glow-in-the-dark bowling."
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