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[kaizoku]

Arghhhh... guys I'm writing fic and I've hit a CRITICAL JUNCTURE. Do I go with the traumatic shirt-ripping (R.I.P. SHIRT!) or the angry outburst that's an unintentional sexual innuendo? HALP! I don't know what to do!

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[trascendenza]

Ummmm, option #2? I'd probably go with that one, I think.

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

I know right! That's what I wrote the lead-in for but now the shirt-ripping, it's so tragic and then he'll have to comfort him and stuff.

[trascendenza]

Hmmm, comforting is good! Maybe you do them both; have your pie and eat it, too. *g*

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

Mmm, pie. I like pie.

I think I can work the sexual innuendo in as just a line and not a break-the-tension kind of thing. That might work better anyway.

Thank you for the input!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

MMM PIE.

what kind of pie are we talking here?

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

patrickpetepie! ooh, i should put pie in the fic.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

I just thought of them jacking off in the kitchen. good lord

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Are you bleeding out? Did you call an ambulance?

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm on the way to the hospital right now... did you know they have wireless in ambulances now? It's craazy.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

You could have a blackberry? I would know if you ever lowered yourself to hang out with me!

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

Ack. No, see... I suck. Therefore in order to hang out with you I have to *raise* myself up! Err. In a non-dirty-sounding way.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Hey. Worse people have risen for me ok? In a dirty way. CREEPY OLD MEN LOVE ME. It's creepy

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

That's weird. 12 year old girls sometimes hit on me. But I'm not a creepy old man, so it's ok.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Young boys like to stare at my chest, but most people tend to stare at my chest. My chest is pretty out there.

Are you sure you aren't a creepy old man? I would know if i ever met you.

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

do you know anything about greta? do you think she likes pete? or doesnt hate him at least?

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

hey, I have have asked you this already, are you going to escapade?

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

What is that?

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

escapade_con

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

possible topics -- http://www.surveymonkey.com/sr.aspx?sm=fJvhsA1TiEbnN4U7QpZQ3rsPnWAFhQoCgK0_2bIp3seDE_3d

[macey-muse.livejournal.com]

Angry outburst! Angry = passionate = good ^.^

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

I went with the shirt-ripping! But there's angry outbursts too! I don't know how to get them to sex each other though.

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

who?

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

who d'you think. pete + patrick

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

dude. it's insanely easy to get them together. like they start a fight and shit. And maybe patrick is being a little more stubborn than he should be and ANDY of all people calls him on it and joe is like comforting pete because pete gets sad because patrick goes off on him

[kaizoku.livejournal.com]

it's insanely easy to get them together. like they start a fight and shit. And maybe patrick is being a little more stubborn than he should be

that's like my fic right there. except without andy and joe. maybe i should bring them in. i love joe and andy they need to get more play.