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([personal profile] kaizoku Aug. 26th, 2006 10:53 am)
Somebody called my house around 9:30 this morning and left this "message":

"Over here, over here. Don't touch that! Put that down! Get the telephone book, over here. Underneath, Marcus. Right in there, there you go. Right to that book, right in there. No, no, no, right there. Yup. Let me see it, let me see if that's it. Is that it? Let me see. Let me see it. Show it to me. Is that it? No, no, no, no, no. The one on top, right there. The one on top. Right, right - Marcus, Marcus... (Little boy's voice: Yeah?) No, down, down, down. Up. Up! Right there. Marcus, right in there. Down. Look, Marcus. Marcus. Go down inside that shelf. Reach your hand in there, reach your hand right straight. Up, up! Up! Up! Right there. Oh, that way, that way, just a little bit that way, that's it, right there. Bring that. Bring it, bring it. Is that it? Let me see it, let me see. That's it, that's it, that's it. Good boy. That's it. Good boy. Just a minute. That's a telephone book. Let me see, you can have it right back, put it right back for Grampy. Here. Yeah, you can put it right back. Let's see, Elmore Store. Elmore Store. Elmore. E-L, E-L. Just a minute, E-L, E-L, E-D, E-L, E-L-L, E-L. El-more, El-more. E-L, E-L, E-L-M, Elmore Store - 2296. Okay, put it right back where it was please. Please?"
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